The single worst part of this story is that Fox News uses the word “disses” here.
Leggings are pants if you say so.
Sometimes getting dressed can mean leggings and a shirt you may or may not have worn for sleep.
Sleep?!?! WHAT SLEEP!?!?!
The next person who tells me all about their perfect sleeper will be forced to sit in close proximity to me and my curiously-familiar tee shirt I may or may not have worn to sleep.
Sleep regression was a terrible, terrible invention.
Why did we stop having naptime in first grade? Life is wonderful with naptime.
Bibs can double as pre-moistened washcloths as a certain point.
Work is hilarious.
The idea of work is hilarious.
Leggings as pants.
Eating at the counter.
Eating microwavable food at the counter.
How many cups of coffee?
How many bottles?
How many ounces?
How many how many how many…
Lyrics to TI songs can totally be transformed to fit your infant’s lifestyle.
Christmas carols are all-season.
I missed a whole season. How is it fall. WHERE DID SUMMER GO.
I never used my maternity swimsuit.
It’s stripey. That’s sad.
Hunter is happy. The world is, therefore, perfect.